Mr. T Fan Pillows

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

He looks so natural lying there...

"Oh, this old thing?"

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

This guy Darwin gets all the credit

"Play 'Misty' for me."

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

Newborn bird sees tortoise and starts wearing shell.

Revenge had come.

Famous Optical Illusions!

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

Dog detectives

Sun Worshipers

'He's been shot!'

'How's the egg?' '.Turtle crawls out'

Yeah, the commute is killing me too: I live a full kilometre away...

"Another clear case of COVID19."

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

Tin Man Visits New York

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

The Tin Man really should have asked the wizard for common sense.

"I predict an orchid in the shape of a dry but still fruity Sauvignon Blanc."

The big break in the case of the missing French Fries: 'But just to make sure, can you have each of them squawk.'

'Don Francesco, scusi... But while we were burying Luigi, some joggers ran into us... So we had to bury five corpses altogether...'

'The paintings are neolithic, I suspect the Mustaches wee added by a later people.'

Recollections of a Retired Butler

Police are searching for a male between 16 and 25 years, with a silky sheer taupe complexion and a run over his left eye.

Charles Darwin Zoo - Missing Lynx

"In my opinion, the best invention was the TV-remote: It used to take me ages to change channel when I had to walk from the couch to the TV..."