Mr. T Fan Pillows

"I've observed that on several occasions, when given the opportunity to assist a struggling co-worker, you instead chose merely to 'pity the fool'."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

He looks so natural lying there...

"Oh, this old thing?"

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Evolution of the Birthday Party.

This guy Darwin gets all the credit

"Play 'Misty' for me."

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

Newborn bird sees tortoise and starts wearing shell.

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

Famous Optical Illusions!

Dog detectives

Revenge had come.

"Sure. I know of a haystack on the edge of town where you'll be safe until the heat dies down."

Yeah, the commute is killing me too: I live a full kilometre away...

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

'He's been shot!'

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

Tin Man Visits New York

"Another clear case of COVID19."

"Hee-hee! I just squirted George Hamilton with sun screen!"

Sun Worshipers

'How's the egg?' '.Turtle crawls out'

The Tin Man really should have asked the wizard for common sense.

Charles Darwin Zoo - Missing Lynx

The big break in the case of the missing French Fries: 'But just to make sure, can you have each of them squawk.'

'Don Francesco, scusi... But while we were burying Luigi, some joggers ran into us... So we had to bury five corpses altogether...'

"In my opinion, the best invention was the TV-remote: It used to take me ages to change channel when I had to walk from the couch to the TV..."

Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm off work. Let's catch some rays! You already have a great tan from your job! You don't need to go sunbathing. Oh, yes I do!

'The paintings are neolithic, I suspect the Mustaches wee added by a later people.'

Recollections of a Retired Butler

Police are searching for a male between 16 and 25 years, with a silky sheer taupe complexion and a run over his left eye.