Mp3 Players Gifts

Ear Bud Hijacking

Chain and Ball music player.

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

The president's men

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Lennon and McCartney.

Dog Walking Services

"Quick, start the car!"

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

Skeleton playing fetch.

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

A man and his dog

Love a Mutt

"He's no hat and all corgis."

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"Mr Frimley will see you now."