Mowing Maverick Prints

Compass needed to navigate lawn mower in long grass.

Mohawk grass cutting

"Larry's taking a victory lap around the crab grass before putting the mower away for the winter."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

'You're kidding... I've got a masters in philosophy too!'

Biker chopper shopper

How's this mulch for improving my soil? Not good. It's full of toxic wood chips. They poison the dirt and don't decompose. Just what I need. Subprime loam.

Absurd motorbike

'There was an extra 50 miles on my bike this week. I couldn't keep you off the couch, now this?'

"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

"I'm sorry, Uncle Ed. I just couldn't save the poor ol' thing. You want to shoot it, or shall I?"

Former CEO - Now King of the Highway.

Behind the cow is a manure castle. 'Yeah...It's a gift.'

'Andrew loves taking things apart and putting them back together...except he can never actually put them back together...'

'I see you decided to build your own motorcycle. By the way, did you, by any chance, fail shop class in school?'

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

A man imagines he looks like a farmer on a tractor on a ride-on mower and

'Now do you believe me about every other driver on the road.'

"An election is like a car repair where the car owner has to pay a lot of money to have old broken parts replaced with new broken parts."

"You again?"

"The Vesparados"

Ted tests the limits of his new mulching mower.

The lawn mowing industry was ripe for innovation.

'They're automating the bottling process? Why? Just yesterday, me and my team managed to cork four bottles.'

Live To Crash, Crash To Live.

'Look at it another way. Think of the money you'll save on tires.'

Waco violence

Biking Granny.

"I've never seen Baldo so excited about mowing the lawn."