Motoring Maverick Prints

'I got a bit carried away panic buying petrol.'

Cellphone Islands

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

Grandma's caf

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

'You're kidding... I've got a masters in philosophy too!'

Biker chopper shopper

Absurd motorbike

'There was an extra 50 miles on my bike this week. I couldn't keep you off the couch, now this?'

'before you say 'all this will be yours', I don't want it.'

"You are hereby sentenced to one year of swimming with the people."

"I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology."

"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

"I'm sorry, Uncle Ed. I just couldn't save the poor ol' thing. You want to shoot it, or shall I?"

'I see you decided to build your own motorcycle. By the way, did you, by any chance, fail shop class in school?'

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

Former CEO - Now King of the Highway.

No, I don't have roaming service, I am the roaming service.

'Andrew loves taking things apart and putting them back together...except he can never actually put them back together...'

'Now do you believe me about every other driver on the road.'

"You again?"

"An election is like a car repair where the car owner has to pay a lot of money to have old broken parts replaced with new broken parts."

A man working on a model airplane

"The Vesparados"

Mobility scooter driver has stickers for all pedestrians he's knocked over.

'Excuse me, I'm going to talk on my cellphone while pretending you're not here.'

"Don't even think about it."

'Look at it another way. Think of the money you'll save on tires.'

Waco violence