Motorcycle Maverick Prints

"The Vesparados"

'This is Jim's second speech on motorcycle safety. If you haven't already guessed, I missed his first speech.'

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

When it's time to go: 'Gentleman, we're talking 'one serious design fault' here.'

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

Elks on a motorcycle at an Elk Crossing sign.

Biker chopper shopper

"Dad, the police caught me. I was wearing a helmet while riding my motorcycle."

Electric motorcycles catch fire in Cuba

"I couldn't get comfortable with the bike seat, so I modified it."

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

Horse rider has equipped his saddle with a roll bar.

Waco violence

The planned obsolescence blues

'There was an extra 50 miles on my bike this week. I couldn't keep you off the couch, now this?'

Former CEO - Now King of the Highway.

Biking Granny.

'A metal plate in your head does not qualify as a helmet.'

'I see you decided to build your own motorcycle. By the way, did you, by any chance, fail shop class in school?'

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

"The ticket's for having a cooler bike than me."

"Shady Godiva"

Cellphone Islands

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

Grandma's caf

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

"Well, I guess this rock sample pretty much clears up any lingering doubts about life on Mars!"

"You are hereby sentenced to one year of swimming with the people."

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

Absurd motorbike

"I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology."