Mechanism Maverick Prints

Man pushing a cog up another cog

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

Grandma's caf

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

'You're kidding... I've got a masters in philosophy too!'

"We supply the exercise and nutrition program, but it's up to you to supply the narcissism."

Biker chopper shopper

Absurd motorbike

'There was an extra 50 miles on my bike this week. I couldn't keep you off the couch, now this?'

"I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology."

"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

"I'm sorry, Uncle Ed. I just couldn't save the poor ol' thing. You want to shoot it, or shall I?"

'I see you decided to build your own motorcycle. By the way, did you, by any chance, fail shop class in school?'

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

'Andrew loves taking things apart and putting them back together...except he can never actually put them back together...'

Former CEO - Now King of the Highway.

'You CAN Pass The Turing Test!'

'Now do you believe me about every other driver on the road.'

A man working on a model airplane

"An election is like a car repair where the car owner has to pay a lot of money to have old broken parts replaced with new broken parts."

"You again?"

"The Vesparados"

Mobility scooter driver has stickers for all pedestrians he's knocked over.

"Don't even think about it."

'They're automating the bottling process? Why? Just yesterday, me and my team managed to cork four bottles.'

'Look at it another way. Think of the money you'll save on tires.'

"The ticket's for having a cooler bike than me."

'A metal plate in your head does not qualify as a helmet.'

Biking Granny.

Acme Instant Muscle Ade Machine