Lawn-mowing Maverick Prints

"The homeowners association called to remind you there's no shirtless lawnmowing past age forty-five."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Gene Therapy

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

'You're kidding... I've got a masters in philosophy too!'

Biker chopper shopper

How To Cut The Defense Budget

'There was an extra 50 miles on my bike this week. I couldn't keep you off the couch, now this?'

Absurd motorbike

"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

"I'm sorry, Uncle Ed. I just couldn't save the poor ol' thing. You want to shoot it, or shall I?"

'Andrew loves taking things apart and putting them back together...except he can never actually put them back together...'

Former CEO - Now King of the Highway.

'I see you decided to build your own motorcycle. By the way, did you, by any chance, fail shop class in school?'

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

Behind the cow is a manure castle. 'Yeah...It's a gift.'

Stealth fighter fly over.

"An election is like a car repair where the car owner has to pay a lot of money to have old broken parts replaced with new broken parts."

"You again?"

"The Vesparados"

Conformity

The lawn mowing industry was ripe for innovation.

Incompetent gardeners cause havoc

"I've never seen Baldo so excited about mowing the lawn."

Waco violence

Biking Granny.

Don't sweat the small stuff

'A metal plate in your head does not qualify as a helmet.'

"The ticket's for having a cooler bike than me."