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"Listen kid, you may have been a big man on playground."

"If wisdom comes with age, what are we doing here at eight and a half?"

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

"I started a collection!"

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

"In pre-school I was an overachiever. Now, in first grade, math is threatening my reputation."

Examiners.

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

'When the school upgraded its operating system, for the third time, I upgraded my headache medicine from over-the-counter to prescription strength.'

'No animals were killed during the making of this book report....'

"I didn't learn anything in school today but I'll learn twice as much tomorrow."

Army Barracks

"Second grade is tough, little brother. It's the year teachers no longer believe your dog ate your homework."

Examiners Nightmare.

'I guess my love for Miss Rogers is over...I passed third grade.'

"If everyone is gonna get a universal basic income, what is the point of getting good grades?"

Grading Guidelines.

"I know there are a few things I don't understand, but second grade should take care of that."

'I was only promoted to fourth grade ten minutes ago, and I've already wiped third grade out of my mind.'

'Miss Figgs, as your Headmaster I feel it only fair to warn you that your exam marking is under investigation!'

GCSE Results.

"This test wasn't fair! No way it's an accurate measure of what I know!"

'You'd think a Humanities professor would be more lenient in her grading.'

"But the good news is you can stop saving up for my college education."

'Because I have 150 term papers to grade and I'm getting drowsy.'

"You report is late!"

'You better help me while you can, dad. Next year I'll be in third grade.'

"He's holding a press conference about his current report card. Should we be concerned?"

"Just think, next year I'll be in fourth grade. I'm really going to miss the third grade...but going to the fourth grade is a wise career move for me."

'Teachers can't be bought off with apples today. Maybe if I gave her small kitchen appliances?'