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"I didn't learn anything in school today but I'll learn twice as much tomorrow."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

The best PE teacher in the World.

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

" 'How I Spent My Summer Vacation,' a treatment by Todd Mozelle, Grade Three."

"If wisdom comes with age, what are we doing here at eight and a half?"

"I've outgrown my backpack."

'I'm not doing well in Chemistry - I'm out of my element.'

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

"There are days when I wish we'd never agreed to him changing his spots"

"I'm the last to go home because my parents are still fine tuning their work-life balance."

How's your nephew doing in human school this year? Great! He has a calculator and spell checker like last year, and this fall new features have been added. With new translation software he can take language classes now, and for social studies he just clicks "history." Bonjour! I'm so proud! He has the school's highest G.P.A.! Other students can't copy off him anymore because he started using encrypted code. His favorite upgrade is the enhanced ability to process school lunches. He's bee

Did you let the global warming skeptics into eco club? Yeah. It went fine. We agreed to work on today's environmental problems. We don't have to wait 50 years to clean up toxic waste dumps! Amen.

Don't you hate...

'I got a good place in my exams today. Right next to the radiator.'

"In pre-school I was an overachiever. Now, in first grade, math is threatening my reputation."

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

Student - Haven't emailed in 2 days.

"Welcome."

Only two months since school started. How long do you get off for summer break, Rudy? Oh, months and months. Just to kick back, sleep in late, have a great time with zero responsibility. Waaaa. Introduction to sarcasm. And I get tons of recess.

Back To School

'I'm having a hard time balancing homework and family time.'

"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."

This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!

'Glue will wreak havoc on your arteries.'

'No animals were killed during the making of this book report....'

"I didn't plagiarize. My muse must have."