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'I guess my love for Miss Rogers is over...I passed third grade.'

"If wisdom comes with age, what are we doing here at eight and a half?"

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

Don't you hate...

"In pre-school I was an overachiever. Now, in first grade, math is threatening my reputation."

"This is my last day. My parents found a more expensive school on the East Side."

'How could you flunk multiplication?'

"They grow up so quickly. It seems like only yesterday that he was in the third grade. Wait, it was yesterday!"

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

'No animals were killed during the making of this book report....'

High School

They were right. Life did get better after middle school.

"I didn't learn anything in school today but I'll learn twice as much tomorrow."

"Second grade is tough, little brother. It's the year teachers no longer believe your dog ate your homework."

'Do I have to enter a plea?'

'Talk about being scared straight...I just found out that being held back a grade is not an urban myth.'

"It was a professional hit..."

"I know there are a few things I don't understand, but second grade should take care of that."

"Listen kid, you may have been a big man on playground."

'I was only promoted to fourth grade ten minutes ago, and I've already wiped third grade out of my mind.'

Anyhow, thanks for listening, Rudy. It's part of the job. I guess you're right: the move to 3rd grade is a big one. There are lots of changes. You've just got to roll with it. And buy a new video game console? It eases any transition. How did you get to be so smart? Playing lots of video games.

"Every year it's the same story...dangerous situations. Slippery slopes. Inescapable traps. Horrible creatures. But I trudge forward because no matter what...it's hard to avoid the first day of school."

'According to your resume, you graduated Grad school.'

'Holly, listen to me. This school year is important. . . It's your last year before high school! You have to prepare! High school is a whole new ball game.'

"But the good news is you can stop saving up for my college education."

'Listen to this school supplies list for Timmy next year!. . . Graphing calculator, chemistry goggles, lacrosse shin guards and an ipad.'

Bad news - The children would like the inflatable moat blown up

'I'm under a lot of peer pressure!'

Uncertain Future

Ted hits puberty...

"Just think, next year I'll be in fourth grade. I'm really going to miss the third grade...but going to the fourth grade is a wise career move for me."

'You better help me while you can, dad. Next year I'll be in third grade.'

'Teachers can't be bought off with apples today. Maybe if I gave her small kitchen appliances?'

"He says he's fed up of school."

'I only got a C minus, but as soon as I get home, I'm planning on downloading an upgrade.'