Moving Up A Grade Pillows

"Listen kid, you may have been a big man on playground."

"If wisdom comes with age, what are we doing here at eight and a half?"

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

"I started a collection!"

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

"In pre-school I was an overachiever. Now, in first grade, math is threatening my reputation."

Examiners.

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

'No animals were killed during the making of this book report....'

'When the school upgraded its operating system, for the third time, I upgraded my headache medicine from over-the-counter to prescription strength.'

Resume Consultant. Listing professional development courses you've taken since your last job was fine, but don't put"New & Improved" above your name.

"I didn't learn anything in school today but I'll learn twice as much tomorrow."

Army Barracks

"Second grade is tough, little brother. It's the year teachers no longer believe your dog ate your homework."

Examiners Nightmare.

'I guess my love for Miss Rogers is over...I passed third grade.'

"If everyone is gonna get a universal basic income, what is the point of getting good grades?"

Grading Guidelines.

'I was only promoted to fourth grade ten minutes ago, and I've already wiped third grade out of my mind.'

"I know there are a few things I don't understand, but second grade should take care of that."

GCSE Results.

'Miss Figgs, as your Headmaster I feel it only fair to warn you that your exam marking is under investigation!'

"This test wasn't fair! No way it's an accurate measure of what I know!"

Anyhow, thanks for listening, Rudy. It's part of the job. I guess you're right: the move to 3rd grade is a big one. There are lots of changes. You've just got to roll with it. And buy a new video game console? It eases any transition. How did you get to be so smart? Playing lots of video games.

'You'd think a Humanities professor would be more lenient in her grading.'

Bad news - The children would like the inflatable moat blown up

"But the good news is you can stop saving up for my college education."

'Because I have 150 term papers to grade and I'm getting drowsy.'

'You better help me while you can, dad. Next year I'll be in third grade.'

"He's holding a press conference about his current report card. Should we be concerned?"

"Don't sweat it, Dad. 'F' stands for 'Fantastic'."

'Teachers can't be bought off with apples today. Maybe if I gave her small kitchen appliances?'