Graduating To A New Grade Pillows

'No animals were killed during the making of this book report....'

Big Bang Theory.

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

Four Types of Test-Takers...

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"If wisdom comes with age, what are we doing here at eight and a half?"

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

'When they came up with a 'do your homework' app, then I'll know technology can really make life better.'

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

'If you're not confused then you realy don't know what's going on... !'

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

'This course in philosophy is not designed to teach you how to make a living. I will be teaching you how to make a life.'

'The first exam was easy as ABC, but that one felt more like a D,E or F.'

CHAUCER 411, 'Boy -- that guy spells worse than I do!'

"Well, I'm just saying, buying me a cheap used car for graduation is not going to teach me responsibility."

"I just take Tommy's computer here and hit delete. I haven't eaten homework in years!"

School holidays

"This is my last day. My parents found a more expensive school on the East Side."

Student - Haven't emailed in 2 days.

Highschool sign.

'...Or not.'

On the cusp of winning the Nobel, Bernie gets exposed by his third grade handwriting teacher.

University of xylongatnyfexodyl never heard of it

"My paper is on Paul Revere's famous ride form the standpoint of media impact across select stages of the colonial decision-making process."