Graduating To A New Grade Pillows

'No animals were killed during the making of this book report....'

Big Bang Theory.

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

Four Types of Test-Takers...

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"If wisdom comes with age, what are we doing here at eight and a half?"

A prince needs to learn arithmetic because some day you may want to divide and conquer.

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

"This is what's known as a book."

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

'If you're not confused then you realy don't know what's going on... !'

'When they came up with a 'do your homework' app, then I'll know technology can really make life better.'

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

'As everyone knows, scientists are at their peaks early in their careers.'

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

CHAUCER 411, 'Boy -- that guy spells worse than I do!'

'The first exam was easy as ABC, but that one felt more like a D,E or F.'

'This course in philosophy is not designed to teach you how to make a living. I will be teaching you how to make a life.'

"I just take Tommy's computer here and hit delete. I haven't eaten homework in years!"

Yahoo! What's that about? She got into the college of her choice. Which college is it? Not sure. She chose to apply to 37. West Fester High School.

'I meant a book report on 'Treasure Island,' not a report on the Muppet movie version.'

"Well, I'm just saying, buying me a cheap used car for graduation is not going to teach me responsibility."

Dictionary. It's a cordless spell checker!

School holidays

"This is my last day. My parents found a more expensive school on the East Side."

Highschool sign.

Student - Haven't emailed in 2 days.

'...Or not.'

On the cusp of winning the Nobel, Bernie gets exposed by his third grade handwriting teacher.

'It may not be a great report card but it beat the street expectations.'