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Bavaria

New Guy.

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

"Entering Minivan Territory: Healthy Snacks Strictly Enforced

Vaccination Passport

Of course, the rent on the fourth floor is considerably higher.

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

Shakespeare Street

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

Technological Dependence.

Airport

'It's a giant inkblot on loan from the psychiatrist who owns the unit next door.'

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

The Airport.

"Look, Martha—you contribute, I contribute, we all contribute to the pulse of the city."

Converted Parking Garage

"Your animal companionship is here!"

The American Tearoom, Moscow

"What should I wear to the living room today?"

"We've decided to convert the dungeon into studio apartments, so kill all the prisoners."

"This condo includes free access to fitness facilities...7 flights of stairs."

Dog thumping tail on floor, man below thumping ceiling with broom.

Learn yourself English.

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."

'No it's still not fixed'

'I can remember when there were only farms around here.'