Moving To Germany Mugs

Bavaria

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

New Guy.

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

"Entering Minivan Territory: Healthy Snacks Strictly Enforced

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

Vaccination Passport

Airport

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

Shakespeare Street

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

Technological Dependence.

'It's a giant inkblot on loan from the psychiatrist who owns the unit next door.'

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

The American Tearoom, Moscow

"Look, Martha—you contribute, I contribute, we all contribute to the pulse of the city."

Converted Parking Garage

The Airport.

"Your animal companionship is here!"

"What should I wear to the living room today?"

"We've decided to convert the dungeon into studio apartments, so kill all the prisoners."

"This condo includes free access to fitness facilities...7 flights of stairs."

Dog thumping tail on floor, man below thumping ceiling with broom.

Learn yourself English.

'No it's still not fixed'

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

'I can remember when there were only farms around here.'

'And here we have the half bathroom.'