Moving To Big School Pillows

"Yes, next year you'll be moving from classroom to classrooms, and, no, it doesn't count as PE."

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'But what is the universe for?'

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

" 'How I Spent My Summer Vacation,' a treatment by Todd Mozelle, Grade Three."

"I lost my taste for his homework when it came burned on a CD."

Children's education

'Shouldn't we spend a little time on the ARTS?'

"We thought this was more realistic."

"The first day of school. Yes sir. A day to make new friends. A day to mark new beginnings. A day to discover everyone but you has grown three feet over the summer."

Always remember...you're the best you in the world.

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

"The first week of school is just review. You know. Scenes from last year's episode."

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

"This is my last day. My parents found a more expensive school on the East Side."

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

"Welcome."

'How could you flunk multiplication?'

'But Mum, I've got a match after school...'

'If I lived there, the first thing I'd do is have my head examined.'

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

"A laser blaster turns pesky little boys into ferns! Now that would be a cool school supply."

'Our giant sale now on!'

"Enjoy university darling, and don't come back during the holidays, we're going to air BnB your room."

New Curriculum Timetable - All in Cantonese.

The new boy was teased for being different.

"I don't think my parents have a lot of confidence in me."

"I can't believe it! -- My Mom spent $45 on this hairdo, and they still didn't put me in the gifted class!"

'Did the door lock behind us?!'

'I did my homework on my computer and before I could print it, it crashed.'