Moving To Big School Pillows

"Yes, next year you'll be moving from classroom to classrooms, and, no, it doesn't count as PE."

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

'But what is the universe for?'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

" 'How I Spent My Summer Vacation,' a treatment by Todd Mozelle, Grade Three."

"I lost my taste for his homework when it came burned on a CD."

Children's education

'Shouldn't we spend a little time on the ARTS?'

"We thought this was more realistic."

"The first day of school. Yes sir. A day to make new friends. A day to mark new beginnings. A day to discover everyone but you has grown three feet over the summer."

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

"The first week of school is just review. You know. Scenes from last year's episode."

Always remember...you're the best you in the world.

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

"This is my last day. My parents found a more expensive school on the East Side."

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

"Welcome."

'How could you flunk multiplication?'

'If I lived there, the first thing I'd do is have my head examined.'

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

'Our giant sale now on!'

'But Mum, I've got a match after school...'

"A laser blaster turns pesky little boys into ferns! Now that would be a cool school supply."

New Curriculum Timetable - All in Cantonese.

The new boy was teased for being different.

Private School Interview - 'How much do your parents weigh?'

'Did the door lock behind us?!'

'I did my homework on my computer and before I could print it, it crashed.'