Moving To A New Job Closer To Home T-Shirts

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Carefree luggage.

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

We're here at House of Java cafe at an all-too-familiar scene. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense? Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult. But I'm eight! Wahhh! Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying.

Omara Portuondo

Handbag store - "Perfect."

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

Culture Saturday

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

Relaxing in the Sun

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

"And best of all, it comes fully loaded!"

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

Why Cows Leave Home

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

"I just..."

Between Offices

"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."

Of course I always start off by wooing a prospective candidate with talk of stimulating work,great colleagues and a reasonable work life balance...but the winning argument is always when I promise them enough money to choke a rhino.

The stages of gentrification: a guide

Kensington Fluffies

YONDER...next 347 miles.

While You Were Out: We Moved!