Job Relocation T-Shirts

"it appears I'm being relocated"

"Since you all requested to 'work remotely', I guess you're happy with this relocation."

'We're fully prepared for any relocation plans.'

'The entire department is being relocated to some godforsaken place in the north. Watford I think they said.'

"Actually, things have been a bit quiet since we relocated"

The company relocated - didn't they tell you?

'Here's an opportunity: Ride a donkey into Mexico, become a citizen, and then sneek back across the border and get a job.'

'Rumor has it I'm being transferred, Betty.'

"That's Karl, before he was purchased by the Chinese."

'He's got bags of self-confidence - whenever he moves house, he sends the Nobel Prize Committee the new address...'

'Of course, I'm willing to relocate.'

"I love my job, don't get me wrong, but my wife is starting to resent the fact I have to travel so much..."

Brexit Relocation Strategy

Job Relocation

"Yeah. The new office is good. Not the most private though."

"Welcome aboard - oh, and the job has been moved to India, and you'll be paid in rice."

"Ah, I knew that turban would look good on you. Very nice. Now, we need somebody to relocate to Pakistan."

"We re cutting back on overhead."

"If you do get downgraded from First Class, we can help you adjust with lots of free valium."

"I'm sending you to Siberia. Your job is remaining here."

"Well, Gordon, you checked the box on your application saying you'd be willing to relocate, and I don't care if it was back in 1982."

'He's just been bought by another club.'

"I'm at my new location. I must've been really annoying around the office."

'I'm spending our Home Improvement Grant on a leaving party for you.'

'Your position has been outsources...if you wish to continue to work for us...I suggest relocating to Mumbai and taking a 60% pay cut.'

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

'If my job is moving to Mexico, I'm moving with it!'

'We don't charge you any extra, but we will hate you,'

'It's from my job. It says enjoying Hong Kong and wishes I was there.'

'I'm going to become a remote worker. I'm being sent to Siberia.'

Moving Van.

'Well, maybe we could eliminate one of our Departments of Reduncdancy.'

'The relocation package will pay for your divorce if your wife refuses to relocate... and as a bonus, we'll find you a new wife!'

"We have you in mind for our Calcutta office, Dixon. Think you could pull a rickshaw?"

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."