Job Transfer T-Shirts

"This desk job is killing me Jim. I need to be out in the field."

"Does my transfer include my cubicle? I have all my passwords written on its walls."

'Oh, I know we don't have offices in Mongolia, Larry - but we'd like to see you relocate there just the same.'

A Sudden Transfer To The Tokyo Office

Employee 'transferred' to another office

'Wouldn't you know it? Just when I was starting to put roots down here, I get transferred to another department!'

Sorry you're leaving!

'I thought an assignment as head of an overseas branch was a promotion.'

"Take me home now!"

'I guess you could consider it a transfer. We're putting you in the cloud.'

"I've been considering your request for a transfer, Finchley."

"You cleaned out your desk so efficiently you've been rehired and placed in charge of Housekeeping."

'How's the Hawaii branch?'

"You're a great team player - so we're trading you."

'I've been transferred again.'

"Some good news for a change. I'm being outsourced to the Hamptons."

"Actually, when I wangled a transfer to the Los Angeles office, I expected palm trees and ocean."

"It's not actually a promotion, Henderson, we're moving you sideways."

Welcome to our team.

'Foxcroft, your research on the immune system and the drugs youve come up with are extraordinary. As a result, we're making you a district sales manager.'

"Hank has been beaten down to a tiny scrap of protoplasm, boss. Should we transfer him out of customer service for a while?"

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers...

'When I said that we might liven up the meetings by moving to a new location I was thinking of the room next to the canteen!'

"Sorry Tim, slight miscommunication, the Barbados were moving you to is the industrial Park just outside of Swindon."

'The person you are trying to reach has moved to another desk and has left no forwarding extension.'

"I've been transferred to another office clique."

'Boss, could you take me out of the sales department for a while?'

'My new team seem like great guys.'

'We'd like you to take over our Midwest division, so we're cutting and pasting you into Des Moines.'

'Because I've been transferred to the other side!'

'We're transferring Bellows to our offices on the other coast, so make sure you punch some holes in the box.'

'Stop me when I've had enough to dull the pain of demotion, the trauma of transfer and the isolation of Dubaque, Iowa.'

"Of course it is a promotion."

"We're having a whip-round for Jane - you're next."

"I'm willing to relocate ... to somewhere sunny?"