Moving To A Beach House Prints

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Summer Reading Group"

High tide.

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Doing the borders.

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

Taking it easy

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

"This happens everytime someone asks to speak to the head of the household."

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

'I'm retiring soon and looking for something more comfortable...like a loafer.'

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

She left lots of photos out so the cat wouldn't miss her while she was away...

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

Beginning Yarder.

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

Hello from the shed.

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

"Barney! Get down!"

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

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"He's right―there is something under the bed!"

New Swiss Army Knife