Moving To A Beach House Gifts

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Summer Reading Group"

High tide.

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Doing the borders.

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

Taking it easy

"This happens everytime someone asks to speak to the head of the household."

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

'I'm retiring soon and looking for something more comfortable...like a loafer.'

She left lots of photos out so the cat wouldn't miss her while she was away...

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

Beginning Yarder.

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

' I gather you wish to reassign your lease, Higgins.'

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

Hello from the shed.

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

"When the researcher said we were going to a gated community, I had no idea what he meant."

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

'...and when the wolves moved house I was adopted by beetles.'

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'