Moving Out Of Parents' House Pillows

"You've been working out of your parent's basement since 1993?"

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

Let's get organized

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

Second hand furniture.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Lazy Octopus

'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

Yardless: Please help

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

'He does lack social skills.'

Several generations live together in Cuba

The Not-So Smart Meter

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

Cat statues on entrance gate

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

"This happens everytime someone asks to speak to the head of the household."

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

'It's a farton, fartoff lamp!'

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."