Kids Moving Out Pillows

'One good thing about the hurricane is it made our grown kids finally move out.'

'You did a great job explaining the 'birds and bees.' Try your hand at the 'empty nest.''

"I've found a way to keep the kids from moving back home. I've replaced the front door with a childproof cap."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

She left lots of photos out so the cat wouldn't miss her while she was away...

"Nothing else in my room can spin on the floor like a bottle."

Fishbowl rebellion.

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

Trust

'What about you...you've been living here thirty years too?'

'Think about it guys: We're fed and sheltered, why would we ever think about leaving the nest?'

"Your mother and I think it's time you got a place of your own. We'd like a little time alone before we die."

"Son, one day two hundred square feet of this city could be yours to rent."

'Son, the world is ripe for the taking ... you better stay home with me.'

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

"When the researcher said we were going to a gated community, I had no idea what he meant."

"This is a little awkward, but you've been our guest for a while now, and we all have work in the morning..."

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

"Be afraid to try new things!"

"The house doesn't seem big because the kids are gone - it seems big because we've shrunk so much."

"Lives in the basement and has yet to bring home a dime."

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

Estate Agent showing client his parents' house - '...and here's one from our affordable homes range'

I think it's time he left home.'

' Oh no! I'm being repossessed! '

'No, thanks. My folks won't let me get any piercings, yet.'

'How should I know how things are at home, I moved into the pub a month ago.'

"Well that's the last of our offspring gone - let battle commence."

"I do like it here, but I'm ready for my own apartment."

'Male, 38, still living with his parents. They asked us to keep him overnight, so they could change the locks.'