Kids Moving Out T-Shirts

'One good thing about the hurricane is it made our grown kids finally move out.'

'You did a great job explaining the 'birds and bees.' Try your hand at the 'empty nest.''

"I've found a way to keep the kids from moving back home. I've replaced the front door with a childproof cap."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'Sure, go ahead! Evolve! It's all the rage, I know! Have fun! I'll just sit here in this murky, primordial soup with nothing but plankton for company. Why should you stay here with your mother? The one who raised you, fed you...'

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

Fishbowl rebellion.

She left lots of photos out so the cat wouldn't miss her while she was away...

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

"Nothing else in my room can spin on the floor like a bottle."

Trust

'What about you...you've been living here thirty years too?'

'Think about it guys: We're fed and sheltered, why would we ever think about leaving the nest?'

"Your mother and I think it's time you got a place of your own. We'd like a little time alone before we die."

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

"Son, one day two hundred square feet of this city could be yours to rent."

'Son, the world is ripe for the taking ... you better stay home with me.'

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

"The house doesn't seem big because the kids are gone - it seems big because we've shrunk so much."

"This is a little awkward, but you've been our guest for a while now, and we all have work in the morning..."

"Lives in the basement and has yet to bring home a dime."

"When the researcher said we were going to a gated community, I had no idea what he meant."

Origins Of Evolution

"Be afraid to try new things!"

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

Estate Agent showing client his parents' house - '...and here's one from our affordable homes range'

I think it's time he left home.'

'No, thanks. My folks won't let me get any piercings, yet.'

' Oh no! I'm being repossessed! '

You dope! Why would you build our home right next to a power plant?

'How should I know how things are at home, I moved into the pub a month ago.'

Having installed a hydraulically operated wall in their 25-year-old's bedroom...