Moving Back In With Parents Pillows

"I never thought I'd have to move back in with my parents."

'Real income in the United States is at the same level as 1995.'

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

LAY ZEE FUK

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"You've changed."

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

"I guess opposites do attract. She's a real shaker, and he's such a grind."

Several generations live together in Cuba

Love is when you watch television together.

Layer cake

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

Pyjama party

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

"You're hogging the covers again!"

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

'I don't think that's what they mean by reducing the wine.'

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

"I'm starting to think stripes."

"He was a dog person, I was a cat person, the answer was a ferret."

'Whaddya mean, 'Quit hogging the blanket'? There's a blanket in here?

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

"Don't pretend you're sleeping."

"I hate it when they put kittens in the impulse buying section."