Moving Back In With Parents Prints

"I never thought I'd have to move back in with my parents."

'Real income in the United States is at the same level as 1995.'

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

LAY ZEE FUK

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

Cat Towels

"You've changed."

"I don't think the turkey's going to be done on time. That's the dishwasher."

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

Love is when you watch television together.

Several generations live together in Cuba

"I guess opposites do attract. She's a real shaker, and he's such a grind."

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

Layer cake

Bed Seasons

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

"You're hogging the covers again!"

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

Pyjama party

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

'I don't think that's what they mean by reducing the wine.'

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

Unconditional Loveseat

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

"He was a dog person, I was a cat person, the answer was a ferret."

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

"Don't pretend you're sleeping."

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"