Moving In With Family Prints

"We've changed our minds. We do want to be a burden to you."

'Your mother has finally found a home she wants us to put her in...ours.'

'There'll be a small, temporary tax hike -- I REALLY have to build a mother-in-law room.'

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

Domestic Superheroes!!

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

LAY ZEE FUK

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

Painting by the numbers for adults

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

"Man's best friends."

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

Painting the Ceiling

"You've changed."

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"I guess opposites do attract. She's a real shaker, and he's such a grind."

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."