Moving In With In-laws Prints

"It's time to bring in the wax begonias and your mother."

LAY ZEE FUK

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

"You've changed."

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

"I guess opposites do attract. She's a real shaker, and he's such a grind."

Love is when you watch television together.

Layer cake

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

Pyjama party

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

"You're hogging the covers again!"

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

'I don't think that's what they mean by reducing the wine.'

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

"I'm starting to think stripes."

'Whaddya mean, 'Quit hogging the blanket'? There's a blanket in here?

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

"I hate it when they put kittens in the impulse buying section."

Unconditional Loveseat