Considering Moving In Together Prints

"I'm sorry, Charles. I've asked myself if I could live with you, and 'No' is what surfaced."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

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'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"You've changed."

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

Several generations live together in Cuba

"I guess opposites do attract. She's a real shaker, and he's such a grind."

Love is when you watch television together.

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

Layer cake

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

Pyjama party

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

"You're hogging the covers again!"

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

'I don't think that's what they mean by reducing the wine.'

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

"I'm starting to think stripes."

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

"I hate it when they put kittens in the impulse buying section."