Considering Moving In Together Mugs

"I'm sorry, Charles. I've asked myself if I could live with you, and 'No' is what surfaced."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

LAY ZEE FUK

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"You've changed."

Cat Towels

"I don't think the turkey's going to be done on time. That's the dishwasher."

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

Love is when you watch television together.

Several generations live together in Cuba

"I guess opposites do attract. She's a real shaker, and he's such a grind."

Layer cake

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

Pyjama party

"You're hogging the covers again!"

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

Bed Seasons

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

'I don't think that's what they mean by reducing the wine.'

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

"I'm starting to think stripes."

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

"Well, this isn't really going anywhere if you don't like public displays of affection."