Moving Into A Timeshare Mugs

Big egg timer 'Latest in time share properties.'

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

Picking pastries.

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

Captain steering house through flood.

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

''Now we're the only yard in the block with a blue apple tree!'

"Greetings, Earthling. How are the schools?"

Mother Goose Timeshare

"Don't let him get to you. I'm sure there are lots of people you didn't invite."

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

"I want to live in a neighborhood where I can walk around at night."

'You've got just 2 minutes to pack then you are on OUR time and I'm going to start charging you rent!'

'Hoy Mr Woodpecker: Some of us are trying to sleep here!'

"Nice job with the petunias, Skip. They're a perfect complement to the trip wires."

'Oh Elias! It's simply the cutest bear rug I ever did see!'

'I can't understand how those burglars could clean out our house so quietly.'

Suburban street.

'I think you'll all rest easy knowing this is a gated community!'

'What's the neighbourhood like?'

"No, I'm a transplant."

"What?"

'We could easily share this nest: You would use it during the day and I would use it at night...'

"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."

The Life of a Sentient Rock

"Look, we're getting a recreation centre."

"Trust me, you won't miss the air when you see this closet space."