Moving Into A New Home With A Library Gifts

Reading room

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

Let's get organized

Domestic Superheroes!!

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

Frontispiece to the first volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

Painting by the numbers for adults

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Do you mind if we stop calling this a "starter house" now?

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

Doing the borders.

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Second hand furniture.

Lazy Octopus

"Man's best friends."

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Tool Box

Yardless: Please help

Gen-Next Library

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

Painting the Ceiling