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"It's not so much riding off into the sunset as it is heading west till my asthma improves."

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

New Guy.

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

"I just..."

YONDER...next 347 miles.

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

Rent a Room With Hot Water

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

Welsh practice launches formal objection to 'unmanageable' new housing.

'Adam seems depressed - He needs camaraderie or something.'

"This city is becoming unlivable."

'Now that we've moved to Hawaii, I can start trading at 3:30 a.m.--Isn't that great?'

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

Just a Smidgen West of the Middle of Nowhere.

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

"Welcome."

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

"Welcome to Mars. We assume you're all up to date on your vaccinations?"

"It's not Kansas, Totem, but I can settle for it."