Moving For Health Reasons Gifts

"It's not so much riding off into the sunset as it is heading west till my asthma improves."

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

New Guy.

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

"I just..."

YONDER...next 347 miles.

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

Rent a Room With Hot Water

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

Welsh practice launches formal objection to 'unmanageable' new housing.

'Adam seems depressed - He needs camaraderie or something.'

"This city is becoming unlivable."

'Now that we've moved to Hawaii, I can start trading at 3:30 a.m.--Isn't that great?'

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

Just a Smidgen West of the Middle of Nowhere.

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

"Welcome."

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

"Welcome to Mars. We assume you're all up to date on your vaccinations?"

"It's not Kansas, Totem, but I can settle for it."