Moving For Health Reasons Gifts

"It's not so much riding off into the sunset as it is heading west till my asthma improves."

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

New Guy.

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

"I just..."

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

Tidy it up for the open house, and it wouldn't hurt to put out some freshly regurgitated worms. For sale.

YONDER...next 347 miles.

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

Rent a Room With Hot Water

'Adam seems depressed - He needs camaraderie or something.'

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

Welsh practice launches formal objection to 'unmanageable' new housing.

'Now that we've moved to Hawaii, I can start trading at 3:30 a.m.--Isn't that great?'

"This city is becoming unlivable."

'Yeah, strictly speaking it's a hole, but I prefer to think of it as a bijou hole.'

Just a Smidgen West of the Middle of Nowhere.

Downside of a memory foam mattress.

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

"Welcome."

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

"It's not Kansas, Totem, but I can settle for it."