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Man pulling UHAUL truck himself.

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Theatre Crowd

Knickerless Cage.

Toenail clipping missile.

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

First Prize!

Proposal

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'I can count on one hand the number of contracts that I didn't finish on time.'

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

'Sheep striptease'.

'Very impressive. Do you have any post-kindergarten education?'

'I've got'em right where I want'em.'

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

"When I'm grown up I don't want to poop on small cars in little cow towns. I want to poop on the limousines of the rich and famous on the Champs Elysees."

Military General with numerals medals and uniform decorations with 'cont. on back' sign.

'Get the media over here! I want them to see how well my jobs program is working.'

Tony Robinson

When beavers dream.

Bricklayer

Waldo P. Smith, M.D., PH.D, J.D., M.B.A., $$$

"He's too ambitious, going for a black belt."

Billy Box lived here...Oh, no he didn't...Oh, yes he did.

Champion.

Red Letter Days - A First Night

I'm just waiting tables until I can make it as an actor

'For a brief time I held the world record for the youngest person on earth.'

A clowns parachute.

"Most people think I'm rich beyond the dreams of avarice. But I dream big."

"By the time Edith thought to complain about her new stairlift, she was already airborne."

Winning athlete collapsed on podium.

The Garrick Theatre