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"You have to admire Jake. He's going nowhere fast."

Felix Mendelssohn

Turn, turn and turn.

Theatre Crowd

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

The rock caricature

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

Knickerless Cage.

Distraction.

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

Sidewalk Ballet

Maypole

'Of course he does - all snakes have great abs!'

Built and Built without a permit.

007's Dating Mishaps

'I've got'em right where I want'em.'

"It's a First Amendment thing. She's trying to balance out the influence of the Kock brothers money influence."

Ballet Parking.

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

10 Hug and Sway to Music.

"Sosa's great, but McGwire is my hero."

Military General with numerals medals and uniform decorations with 'cont. on back' sign.

"Anybody know how to spell anarchy?"

"How dare you not salute the goddess? You'll burn at the stake for this, damn heretic!"

'Your 'guns' are very impressive Norman,but not at work.'

Tony Robinson

Road Kill Cafe.

At the baby oil factory.

"The guy who wants to be my boyfriend has the body of a god - buddha."

'Sorry Mum, but the silly haircut kind of ruins my body builder image...'

What About Whataboutism

The Third Day of Christmas

'You were up for the part, but we got ourselves a digitized actor who is just a little better looking, has a little better voice and does those action scenes a lot better.'