Movie Title Collector Gifts

Movies through the decades.

Benedict Cumberbatch

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

Tom Hanks

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

'You shouldn't have.'

'This snuff video you sold me just shows people taking snuff.'

The Boss.

Barry Norman

'Busy Dear ?' 'Just watching my exercise video.'

Robert Mitchum

J.P.Hensmore Superintendent AKA Head Honcho, The Big Guy,The Man, Numero Uno and The Big Cheese.

"God, I love this show!"

Careerist

Now showing, the Monster from Space.

Ernie is a documentary filmmaker who tells stories of folks in their professional lives -- I think he should wonk on his film titles more. One film looked at the surprisingly competitive cutthroat world of the dry cleaning business. "The Hanger Games." In another, we see astronomers traveling to remote locations to escape light pollution. "The Dark Night." Ernie showed us the bond among young butchers in an increasingly vegan world. "Stand by Meat"! And he told us the story of a man who i

"Congratulations J.L., I hear you're getting another 'really' in your title."

Gene Tierney caricature

W.C.Fields

Welcome. National Association of People Padding their Resumes with National Associations. And I think you'll agree, our pointless seminars have some really great titles this year!

Marlon Brando

"That's not all I do. Actually I'm a psychological counselor- gymnast-motivational speaker-relaxation therapist-sex worker."

'He calls himself a philanthropist, but would prefer Lord Philanthropist.'

Johnny Depp

'Johnny Depp'

"It's the press. They want to know if you have anything to say about the sexual harassment charges being levied against you."

Charlie Chaplin

Best Sellers; Worst Sellers.

"Bob, let's meet everyone. Amy is Director of Thought Innovation Solutions, Marcus is head of Transformative Mindset Empowerment, Terry's in charge of Scalable Competency Integration, and Gail is VP of Agile Enterprise Strategy. None of us knows what we do, Bob."

Waldo P. Smith, M.D., PH.D, J.D., M.B.A., $$$

Ted's ability to multitask was key to his firms, success.'

An old-fashioned camera operator cranking a movie camera

'I'm sorry - Mr. Jenkins, MBA, PhD, MD, Esq. is O.U.T.'