Movie Night Cuddler Gifts

Now playing. Zombie Truck-Driving Maniacs II. If I'm too scared, can we cuddle. It's why I make him see these horrible movies.

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

Late night teddy reading

"I don't want to fork. I just want to spoon."

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

"Bloody hell!"

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

Bed Seasons

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

"OK, stop me if you've never heard this before!"

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

Why don't you ever like to spoon?

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

'I'll take him.'

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

Queen Kong

Blockbuster Billion Club

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

Cinemuck

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

"On your left."

"This sounds promising. . . dark brown hair, loyal, cuddly and good in bed."

"See, Honey, I told you that TV would fit in this room!"

Cosy night in

"I'm just not in an Australian-movie mood, O.K.?"

"So, how's your scary movie?"