Movie Chatterboxes Gifts

Now showing - "What's the least noisy film we can chat through?"

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

Moo Out Loud

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

'Charles is a linguist. He speaks three language...golf, baseball and football.'

'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

"I told you never to call me here."

"I can't believe this! All these filthy messages on your cell phone! And so many of them! What is it? 100? 500? 1,000?"

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'

'Maybe the first couple of times, but believe me, the 'Are you following my Tweets' is no longer funny.'

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

'Can't we ever just have a conversation?'

At Gossips Anonymous...

'Since we modified your daughter's digital cellular structure, she's experienced a lot of ringing in her ears. If you need me to check her status, I'll be on call.'

Mummies and babies having a natter over lunch.

"Who's up for some commercially successful music?"

"She can be outspoken."

'If that's the Police Station - we're not here!'

"Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do."

"He talks at 100 miles an hour." "With gusts up to 120."

Eric knew where all the real slappers hang out.

"I can't even hear myself think now that everyone has a blog."

Social media messages

Time for Tea

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."