Move To California Gifts

"I know I'm good looking, but am I good looking enough to move to California?"

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Bribes for Jabs

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

'Do you know the way to San Jose without breaking into a Bacharach number?'

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

"Your animal companionship is here!"

Greetings from VARICOSE VILLAGE, a Florida golfing community featuring a shopping mall, restaurants and hospitals.

Converted Parking Garage

"Look, Martha—you contribute, I contribute, we all contribute to the pulse of the city."

Frosty, the Golden Years

"Don't knock Florida! Where else can a 73-year old man get a 35-year mortgage?"

'I can remember when there were only farms around here.'

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."

Magazine stand in middle of the desert.

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

Progress.

"This area is popular with would-be actresses and models,we call it 'Silicon Implants'."

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

"Did you remember the extra krill and anchovies?"

"Is your dog friendly or socially maladjusted?"

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

'Polly doesn't want a cracker, Polly wants a condo in Florida.'

Welcome to Silicon Valley...the user friendly place.

"Yeah you can pretty much get anything in Florida."

Wolf Watching the Sunset

"I don't know-somehow the city seems much scarier than when I was a kid."

Welcome to California. You may begin your Schwarzenegger imitation now

'Face it boys, you're lousy comics, I suggest you find another career,'

'You see! What did I tell you about this place?'

I'm not worried about the economy. Me either! It's not like I'm going into banking, car manufacturing, or real estate. Totally! We'll still make the big bucks. May I ask doing what? Movie actress. Rock star. When you move to L.A., I'm not converting your bedroom.

The weekend getaway.

Street Maze.