Move To California Gifts

"I know I'm good looking, but am I good looking enough to move to California?"

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

"Your animal companionship is here!"

Greetings from VARICOSE VILLAGE, a Florida golfing community featuring a shopping mall, restaurants and hospitals.

Converted Parking Garage

"Look, Martha—you contribute, I contribute, we all contribute to the pulse of the city."

"Don't knock Florida! Where else can a 73-year old man get a 35-year mortgage?"

'I can remember when there were only farms around here.'

Frosty, the Golden Years

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

Progress.

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

"Did you remember the extra krill and anchovies?"

"Is your dog friendly or socially maladjusted?"

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

"This area is popular with would-be actresses and models,we call it 'Silicon Implants'."

'Polly doesn't want a cracker, Polly wants a condo in Florida.'

Welcome to Silicon Valley...the user friendly place.

Wolf Watching the Sunset

Welcome to California. You may begin your Schwarzenegger imitation now

"Yeah you can pretty much get anything in Florida."

"I don't know-somehow the city seems much scarier than when I was a kid."

'You see! What did I tell you about this place?'

The weekend getaway.

Now entering California, dude!

Street Maze.