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"Numb yet?"

'How fast can you hype?'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Domestic Goddess.

We'll have Manhattans...

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"This will be a tricky operation."

'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

Stupid Microwave

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

"Congratulations, Gentlemen! We removed it from his skull without damaging his funny bone!"

Stealing thoughts.

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

'I love it when you cook - it lets me practice faking it.'

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

Graduation day at Telekinesis School.

"More concealer?"

The quarantine self cut.

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

'Thanks to his brilliant conversation techniques, Bob had the shortest calls.'

'They decided to immure the ladrone in a drogue.'

'After you with the camouflage.'

'There's something wrong with the slow cooker. I check it every minute but nothing's cooking!'

'Howard's short stay in the hospital was good for both of us. He finally appreciates my cooking.'

Tsunami in the cooking pot.

What are you going to do with your face masks when we no longer need them?

"Every time my wife has an accident in the kitchen, I end up eating it. . ."

'Please don't encourage them: Stop trying to communicate with them...'

'Help! -- I ate too much and I can't get up!'

Tortoise and the Hare

Miss Advertising transformed in the dressing room.

"Call security - and my cardiologist."

'You'll find loaves in the pantry and fishes in the freezer.'