Mouse House Warrior Pillows

'Remember me?'

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

Noise Pollution

"Not tonight, Jon. I have to clean for the cleaning lady."

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."

"There's got to be an easier way to kill the moss in a lawn"

"I hardly think you can call waiting for updates to install doing nothing!!"

'I do some light mousework for them in return for room and board.'

'Sir! We're all doomed! It's a fitted sheet! How can we ever hope to stop something we can't even fold?!'

Free range cat food - mice running around the store.

"I thought it would be cheaper to weed wack our shag carpet rather than replace it."

'Bill remembers where he was everybody died.'

A clown walks into his living room and sees a balloon animal scratching up the furniture

The Eternal Battle Over Who Is More Tired

For Sale, just to find the true value.

'Surely it is no longer legal to include 'deposit of your first-born child'?'

"You hate ironing? Me too."

Cats Waiting at a City's mouseholes.

'Oh darling, isn't it just so sweet?!'

"The seller is highly unmotivated."

'The owners are prepared to accept any reasonable offer.'

'You do nice work!'

Woman afraid of a computer mouse.

'Wow, it's just like the photo.'

"Don't just stand there Howard - SWAT IT!!!"

'I can't wait to tell the vet what a great mouser you are.'

ACME Exterminators (cat being dragged into a mouse hole

'This cartoon has loads of potential'

'Mum, when you've finished your full-time job, cleaned the house, sorted the laundry, made the meals and walked the dog could you sort out these bills for me?'

'No matter what I do I can't get rid of his squid marks.'

Man catching drips from ceiling in rubber glove.

Cat at computer with live mouse.

'We demand more mice!'

'When you see a mouse, just catch it. They don't have to sign a waiver.'