Mouse Advocate Gifts

'It's not that we're anti-cats, its' just that we're pro-mice'.

'Seems a bit drastic, don't you think?'

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

Deforestation.

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

Cat and mouse

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"

"It's from the cat."

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

"Your membership entitles you to 15 books,45 posters,200 leaflets and umpteen stickers!"

"Phew, that was close."

"The Nominees"

"The tuna is endangered, the lettuce was recalled and the tomatoes were hit by a drought. I can give you mayo on a roll."

"He may be neutered and declawed, but he's still dangerous."

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

'There is nobody else. I'm afraid we've wiped out all of the other species.'

Ecological balance.

"Actually, 'Loss of Limb' would be covered under your homeowners policy."

Cat and INOUT boxes.

'I tell you I smell Limburger.'

"Why... are there so many people who never eat pork? Because we have some excellent PR people working on our behalf."

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

Grass huggers.

'You can hit out of the trap or take a 2 stroke penalty.'

Crime Scene

World on Fire

Cat reaching his paw into a mouse hole that is rigged with a guillotine; the mouse has many taxidermy cat paws displayed on his wall