Mouse Advocate Gifts

'It's not that we're anti-cats, its' just that we're pro-mice'.

'Seems a bit drastic, don't you think?'

"See you next month...I'm taking the wife and kids to Disneyworld!"

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

Deforestation.

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

Cat and mouse

Ask me about my litter! !

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"

"It's from the cat."

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

'Follow that cab!'

"Your membership entitles you to 15 books,45 posters,200 leaflets and umpteen stickers!"

Cat and mouse.

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

"He may be neutered and declawed, but he's still dangerous."

"Phew, that was close."

"The tuna is endangered, the lettuce was recalled and the tomatoes were hit by a drought. I can give you mayo on a roll."

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

"The Nominees"

'There is nobody else. I'm afraid we've wiped out all of the other species.'

"Actually, 'Loss of Limb' would be covered under your homeowners policy."

Ecological balance.

'I tell you I smell Limburger.'

Grass huggers.

Cat and INOUT boxes.

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

"Why... are there so many people who never eat pork? Because we have some excellent PR people working on our behalf."

'You can hit out of the trap or take a 2 stroke penalty.'