Mountain Top Photographer T-Shirts

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

Rock Climber

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

"Get out of my face!"

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

"I understand the Everest climb used to be quite a chore."

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

Recalculating

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

'Wow what graphics.'

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

"You'll be fine. Just don't look down."

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

Not-Quite-Quick-Enough Sand

Swinging through the jungle.

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

Blatant competition in nature.

'So what if we don't have running water?!'

'What a view! The motivational poster doesn't do it justice.'

'I'd prefer it if the view was closer.'

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

'Because it's there.' ... 'Because he may fall.'

'It's no use. Even the mountains remind me of the office.'

"It's their big annual event—the Run for the Roses."

At a bear crossing sign a silhouette of a bear and cub cross the road in front of a car.