Mountain Top Photographer T-Shirts

Rock Climber and Angel Selfie

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

Rock Climber

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

"Get out of my face!"

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

"I understand the Everest climb used to be quite a chore."

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

Recalculating

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

'Wow what graphics.'

"You'll be fine. Just don't look down."

Ricochet

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

'Mom, can't we stop to look at the Grand Canyon?'

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

Not-Quite-Quick-Enough Sand

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"

'I'd prefer it if the view was closer.'

Swinging through the jungle.

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

'So what if we don't have running water?!'

Blatant competition in nature.

'What a view! The motivational poster doesn't do it justice.'

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

'Because it's there.' ... 'Because he may fall.'

'It's no use. Even the mountains remind me of the office.'

"It's their big annual event—the Run for the Roses."