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'We were hoping You'd just say 'Be fruitful and multiply' again.'

'Your shoe's untied.'

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

"Dear, did something happen at the office?"

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

"Hurry, stop him!" (Dog running off with bone from man's x-ray).

'Hey, I think my parents fooled me. This game is called 'Algebra Hero'.'

'I did my research paper on Bart Simpson!'

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

"Who's next?"

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

"... And don't come back until you're ready to get funny."

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

'Ha, ha! But seriously folks...'

'Turns out medicine is the best medicine.'

Fetch the Boomerang

"Our forensic scientist quit, so our computer guy has stepped in for now."

Sigh. They never ask me to play.

Movers and shakers.

'I told you: The way down is faster.'

"There's no point trying to complain, everyone is on a 'customer care' course."

'I'm afraid it's mad cow disease.'

"Wise?! You believe you're wise!!"

Dave soon realised it was going to be a tough gig.

'I know it's cold up here, but you can't attain enlightenment wearing a hat like THAT.'

"If at first you don't succeed, give up skydiving."

"Sadly, we're seeing more and more of this as we encroach on their natural habitat."

Policeman to driver; 'You gotta be kidding. Your name is actually Anna Nicole Smith?'

"I lost 5 pounds and you didn't even notice!"

"How about this round mouth shovel."

'Miss Mckinley, do you have a penny? My desk is wobbly.'

Actually, no, I didn

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