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'We were hoping You'd just say 'Be fruitful and multiply' again.'

'Your shoe's untied.'

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

"Dear, did something happen at the office?"

"Hurry, stop him!" (Dog running off with bone from man's x-ray).

'Hey, I think my parents fooled me. This game is called 'Algebra Hero'.'

"Who's next?"

'I did my research paper on Bart Simpson!'

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

"... And don't come back until you're ready to get funny."

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

'Ha, ha! But seriously folks...'

'Turns out medicine is the best medicine.'

Fetch the Boomerang

"Our forensic scientist quit, so our computer guy has stepped in for now."

Movers and shakers.

'I told you: The way down is faster.'

"Wise?! You believe you're wise!!"

"There's no point trying to complain, everyone is on a 'customer care' course."

'I'm afraid it's mad cow disease.'

Dave soon realised it was going to be a tough gig.

"Sadly, we're seeing more and more of this as we encroach on their natural habitat."

"If at first you don't succeed, give up skydiving."

'I know it's cold up here, but you can't attain enlightenment wearing a hat like THAT.'

"I lost 5 pounds and you didn't even notice!"

"How about this round mouth shovel."

'Miss Mckinley, do you have a penny? My desk is wobbly.'

I start everyday by reading the paper. (on dart board: Go back to Medical School,Get a real job,Watch t.v.steal ideas,Read comics steal ideas)

"You can't go on because you're 'feeling funny'? In your case it's so rare, make the most of it!"