Mountain Climber In Training Mugs

'Assault on Mount Stinky...now that's a big adventure.'

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

"When did she start crawling?"

Stairlift around cliff face.

Super Student

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

"Better luck next time, kid."

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

The Path

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

Bad times to sneeze

'What a bunch of control freaks!'

"I've learned one thing: when an avalanche begins, get into the cave."

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

Danger: Falling animals

"I like to stay on top of things."

''Because It's There' got us up here...you have any ideas how we get back down?'

We'll take a carpenter, painter, plumber...

Survival kit

In 1682 in a remote cave in the Ural Mountains, Heinrick Glaston discovers irony.

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

'Look! We have ants all the way up here.'

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

'This is no time to start wondering whether you turned off the oven!

Dolphin tricks.

"I'm using the ground as a safeguard against plummeting."