Mountain Goat In Training Mugs

"There's no need to call me names, Slime-Breath!"

Rap music

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

"Better luck next time, kid."

"What happened to the good old Jewish holidays when all we used to do was eat?"

"In the old days, we used to rescue real travellers. Now, we tend to rescue so-called adventurers and thrill-seekers..."

'There must be mining occurring in this mountain.'

'Tell me again why we are afraid of chairs.'

'Try not to jerk when you come to the end of the rope.'

Mountain climbing classes has a small rock for beginners.

"You bet I'm hot! My breed is meant to live high up in the mountains, but my owner was transferred here..."

"Business is booming, so yes, you're hired!"

It's true what they say: Life at the top can be lonely...

Man using a sherpa - "Admit it father those stairs are getting too much for you."

Death of a Goat Yoga Instructor

'Yes, Super-Supreme pizza... Delivered please...'

"Anytime you need a sherpa, you can't find one."

'I was tired of my goaty, so I decided to grow a moustache...'

'Get down off there, you silly little boy.'

"One more version of 'Climb Every Mountain' and I'll throttle you."

As the hiking party neared the summit, Nathan suddenly realised that he didn't have a head for heights'

Emergency Route Down.

'No alcohol for me thanks: I have a sheer cliff face to climb to get home...'

"Now, be careful around here Darling, as if the fall doesn't kill you, the crocodiles will..."

Mountain goat using tourists telescope.

"You want some words of wisdom? Next time, take the elevator!"

'Mountain goats are soft.'

"Quick! I see his avalanche beacon."

'Would you like to come up for a drink?'

'Assault on Mount Stinky...now that's a big adventure.'

"Acrophobia."

"One of us is in serious trouble!"

'I'm sure looking forward to this mountain goat hunt. How about you, Ben?'

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