Mountain Climber In Training Pillows

'Assault on Mount Stinky...now that's a big adventure.'

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

"When did she start crawling?"

Stairlift around cliff face.

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

Super Student

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

"Better luck next time, kid."

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

The Path

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

Bad times to sneeze

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

'What a bunch of control freaks!'

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

Danger: Falling animals

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

"I like to stay on top of things."

"I've learned one thing: when an avalanche begins, get into the cave."

''Because It's There' got us up here...you have any ideas how we get back down?'

'Let me remind you that any advice you receive is protected by copyright and I retain all rights therein.'

We'll take a carpenter, painter, plumber...

Survival kit

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

"I'm using the ground as a safeguard against plummeting."

'Nothing can stop us now, Fred...'

'Look! We have ants all the way up here.'

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

Dolphin tricks.