Motorhome Enthusiast Pillows

'Nice extension.'

'Are we nearly there yet?'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

Mohammad's motors

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

Business Duck

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

Car wash / Mouth wash

Nice park. . .

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

'Nice smile.'

"Cool, Dad. When did you get a motor for the raft?"

'They'll tax it less than my 4X4.'

The average taxpayer will ultimately embrace the auto industry bailout. Hell, we sold em all that useless undercoating for all these years!

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

A man drives a car with the word "LAWYER" painted backwards on the front hood so that it can be read in the rear-view mirrors of other cars.

"Apparently it's my fault, somehow, that we have an S.U.V."

The exciting new M-2000 Winnebagel / A Winnebago in the form of a Bagel.

"Yep, she's gonna cost ya—your microprocessor's shot."

'It's ok, sir, we'll put you in touch with one of our grief counselors.'

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

"Often, it's sullen and withdrawn, and then, suddenly, it becomes hostile and vengeful."

Caravan Club shop is selling Hold-Ups.

QUICK OIL CHANGE & FLU SHOT

"Warren's too cautious to cure his mid-life crisis with a motorcycle, so he's rebelling by driving shirtless."