Motorhome Lover Pillows

'Love the motor home. I just never felt safe driving around in a little van.'

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

Business Duck

Cheesie Rider

"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

"Cool, Dad. When did you get a motor for the raft?"

Sandra can you step in here a minute and lie on the floor? And bring a ramp.

'No, Killa isn't going to make it to bike night, I've convinced him to stay home and watch a romantic movie with me.'

Man on motorbike.

"Man, your old lady really is an old lady"

Caravan Club shop is selling Hold-Ups.

'I still say it would be faster if we had a four-wheel drive.'

"We'd like to get away from it all in something that can take it all with us."

'If I look a little pale, it's because I just sold enough blood to buy new tires for my bike.'

"How deep are those pockets?"

Take me to: Your leader.

It's amazing how people slow down when you point a hair dryer at them.

"And I got a grade deal on mu trade-in!"

Caravan going one way, wheel going another.

"You wouldn't believe how much it costs to feed eight tiny reindeer."

'My husband is one of those born again bikers.'

Kevin's Midlife Crisis Crisis.

Born to be Wild

'The jacuzzi, the workshop and the wine cellar is standard, but the swimming pool, the grill patio and the media room is optional!'. (Selling an oversize SUV).

"You're old, you're losing fluid and now you're breaking down...I better have you scrapped."

'He loves hearing me scream.'

"I'm sorry, but shouldn't there be an apostrophe in that?"

..eh darling, have you forgotten we have the caravan with us?

Biker family

Hell's Angel and baby buggy.

Safe sex is not making love with your helmet on.

'A bike this nice, I didn't think you'd mind me bathing it in your bathtub. Do you have an extra blanket, it'll be sleeping in our room.'

Look...a friendly face.