Motorhome Enthusiasts Pillows

"I spend so much time here at the office, I sold my home. Now I live in this RV in the parking lot."

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

"Cool, Dad. When did you get a motor for the raft?"

The exciting new M-2000 Winnebagel / A Winnebago in the form of a Bagel.

Sandra can you step in here a minute and lie on the floor? And bring a ramp.

Bad Hare Day

Caravan Club shop is selling Hold-Ups.

"Warren's too cautious to cure his mid-life crisis with a motorcycle, so he's rebelling by driving shirtless."

'I've been riding small, fast bikes for awhile. I thought it was time to build a bigger motorcycle.'

"We'd like to get away from it all in something that can take it all with us."

"The SUV scooter. For those who don't have the energy, yet still feel the need to waste it."

"I decided to invest in precious metals - I bought a new car."

'I used to give directions by naming all the pubs along the route - I'm as lost as you are now!'

Arctic Caravan Breaks

It's very quick and looks great in speed camera photos.

Caravan going one way, wheel going another.

"And I got a grade deal on mu trade-in!"

'Good news, I've just booked our holiday, it's two weeks in a caravan in Wales.'

Jeremy Clarkson

..eh darling, have you forgotten we have the caravan with us?

"He adored that old car !"

'So...do you have any parts for a Classically trained Shakespearian actor?'

"Yes to the burl-wood dash, no to the leather seats."

"It's weird...for some reason, all I could think about today was cars."

My dad loves his motor.

"Step on it, Roger!"

'... And in tech news, cue card holders are losing their jobs after being replaced with smartphone apps.'

Caravan holiday

'Love the motor home. I just never felt safe driving around in a little van.'